What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:07

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
Live and Let Die
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
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A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.